Something very bad has happened to my computer. I wish I could get a professional to look at it physically, but as it is right now, I'm trying to get a coworker to help me out on the phone or email instead. (Using my parents' computer to update.)
A couple of days ago, while I was doing a scan on my computer, little Jenny walked up and sat next to me.
"What game are you playing on your computer?" she asked.
"I'm not playing a game."
"What are you doing? What is that?" She points to the anti-spyware scanner. I thought for a minute and tried putting it in terms she could understand.
"Well," I began, "my computer is sick."
"Sick?"
"Yeah." I pointed to the scanner. "This thing is like a kind of doctor. The doctor is checking my computer to see if it can make it better again."
"Oh!"
Yesterday, I was doing another scan. She walked up to me and said, "Your computer's sick again?"
"It's been sick for awhile."
Jenny watched the images of the files "floating away" from a computer to a file folder. She pointed to the floating files. "What is that?"
I thought about it. "It's like the computer's... coughing."
"Is your computer breathing?"
"Yeah, it's still breathing! Wanna hear?"
I pulled her into my lap, and she turned her ear towards the quietly-whirring hard drive. She touched the part where the hard drive is. It's warm.
"Your computer has a fever," she said very gravely.